What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:03
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
What did your best friend do that ended your friendship?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
Moonraker
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How do you get a girl to like you?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.